When is somebody going to make a really violent

Pixar film? Well the future is here. Pixars' UP had: a Dale Gribble look-a-like getting his head cracked , dogs getting thrown off of cliffs, and lets not forget even a few deaths(some funny-er than others). I usually never see these Pixar movies, seeing that they annoy me, but yesterday my girlfriend told me that we were to go on some sort of a hexagonial date with a bunch of her friends(and their dates).

Later I was to find out that the men I'd be sharing this movie experience with would all be sporting Super Saiyan haircuts, well normal Saiyan cause they were not blonde. I did what any human scared for his life would do and called one of my friends to join him on the date. My friend Tigertail The Medicine Man came through with his girlfriend Blue Swan of Many Moons, the funny part was we both matched perfectly(us wearing yellow tees, the gals wearing purple). Finally, time to enter the holy gates of AMC I thought, right before I charged the concession center to raid it of its Buncha Crunch and popcorn (which as usual, I over-salted.) Upon entering the actual auditorium I put on my 3d glasses, which I must say are definitely an improvement next to the blue/red anaglyphs I rocked for Shark Boy and Lava Girl (saw it con mi abuelita). At first, I couldn't really tell if what I was watching was in 3D or not. I started reaching out with my hands to explore the screen until I realized that the actual previews hadn't even started. I began to look around the movie theatre and learned a little about the people I was going to spend the next 96 minutes with. Behind me there was a guy screaming at his daughter over the phone "Donde tu focking estas, apurate you focking lil chit"(I'm pretty sure I heard a neck snap once she got back, but I never bothered to turn around again). Then I noticed something on the screen, it was a disclaimer: "WARNING: JUST IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY THE EXIT DOORS ARE ON THE BOTTOM CORNERS" now I was starting to get a little scared, how 3D was this movie exactly? Did they rig up my seat with buzzers to shock me? Are there spider-bots on the floor ready to crawl up my legs? Was it going to smell like feet in certain scenes? All the horrors quickly faded away as the sign came up "PLEASE PUT ON YOUR 3D glasses" Woohoo! I knew this was going to be fun regardless. Even the "THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED..." screen was in 3D, I felt as if I could rearrange the words with my hands and have them say cool things like "THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED BY SATAN" or "PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY". This is when I realized that the future of Pixar films was to be all in 3D. Boy oh boy, even Toy Story 3! When the film started I fell in love with it right away, and then after 10 minutes main characters started dying and I started crying. It was definitely a fun movie though, as it is probably the only semi-violent Pixar movie to date. In todays' day and age we are living in a society where "it's wrongggggggggg to have real dogs fighting in a movie"(and i say that with the most sarcastic double finger bunny ear click I can); so it is great to see that Disney has found a way around that and realized there is nothing wrong with hurting dogs with CGI technology(I'd still like to think they had real dogs fighting somewhere in their facilities so they could properly capture their movements).

Quote- (Said by somewhat of a philosopher who sat a few rows in front after the movie ended)"You can recycle the glasses, but not the darkness in your heart."